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EXTREME LANGUAGE. Absolutely Not For The Sensitive Souls Among You! (But Extremely Funny.)


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#1 joiner

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Posted 02 April 2016 - 09:14 PM

https://www.youtube....h?v=gfAr62Zg7e0

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Posted 02 April 2016 - 09:23 PM

I thought he took it quite well :)

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Posted 02 April 2016 - 09:29 PM

I think that poor sod will be scheming to come up with something outstanding to get them guys back.

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Posted 02 April 2016 - 09:31 PM

Isn't that illegal now to travel in the back of a van?

When I was a boy we did it regularly, my dad was a plumber. Me and my sister regularly travelled in the back of the van, one sitting on a tool box the other on a gas bottle.

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Posted 02 April 2016 - 09:33 PM

View PostProDave, on 02 April 2016 - 09:31 PM, said:

Isn't that illegal now to travel in the back of a van?

Only if you get caught !

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Posted 03 April 2016 - 06:32 AM

My lads travelled miles in the back of my Bedford CF, sitting on tool boxes. If we were going camping we'd stick a couple of armchairs in there for them. Ah, happy days of yore.

This video did resonate because on the matter of loose paint tins...

The owner of the local decorator's store was once sued because some numpty had put a couple of tins of paint - despite being told they'd be better between the seats so that they couldn't move around - in the boot of his nice new Audi and then forgotten they were there. It was only when he went to load the car with product samples the next morning that he discovered how stupid he'd been. As I'd been the only other person in the shop at the time and heard the warning being given (we'd exchanged glances when the guy let the warning go by him) I went as a witness for the shop owner. The court had a real problem hiding their smirks when the numpty drew himself up to his full height and insisted that no such warning had been given and that, anyway, the lids of the tins should have been secured, er, "more securely" and that the "silly little metal clips around the edge obviously weren't sufficient". The Registrar dismissed the case with a gentle smile.

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Posted 03 April 2016 - 07:15 AM

I think the bloke in the van in the warpaint should be in one of those idents on Dave (I think).

Incredible restraint. They deserved to have the remaninig paint distributed over themselves and the cab.

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Posted 03 April 2016 - 07:18 AM

Where is the bad language, seems like a normal conversation in a class room.

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Posted 03 April 2016 - 12:15 PM

That's the funniest thing I've seen in a long while.

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Posted 03 April 2016 - 01:13 PM

Almost as funny as a seagull nicking a child's ice cream. I am off to St. Ives in a little while B)