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Lynch The Tv Property Prudes

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#1 ferdinand


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Posted 27 July 2014 - 03:02 PM

Just caught 5 minutes of Escape to the Country.

This week we have already had the naughty bits of 40 year old Monty Python censored on TV because some idiotic TV Exec is an old washerwoman. Then the Yanks even censored the phrase "naughty bits".

Escape is in Shropshire, and they visited the church in Church Stretton, pointed out the Sheela-na-Gig, and commented along the lines of "mumphle-bumphle-glumphle-fertility-symbol-flumphle-dumphle". Pathetic. If you point something out, EXPLAIN IT.

I shall consider installing a proper sheela-na-gig on my next gable, rather than the traditional gryphon. Keep quiet for 4 years, and then tell them all what it is, and there won't be a thing that can be done.

Bring back the Anglo Saxons, and lynch the TV Prudocracy - all of it - from the nearest lamp post.

(I feel better now, but I can't stop humming "Mussolini on a lamp post at the corner of the street" to George Formby.)


Edited by ferdinand, 27 July 2014 - 03:08 PM.

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Posted 27 July 2014 - 04:24 PM

:) By heck as like. :wacko: